BATTLE OF RHYME 12

so this time i go up against Elias Ewenin, check it out

Carlos "House" Gerardo Vs. Elias Ewenin

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Edwin

Okay here we go, with a vertual vendetta, everybody knows, little homie could do betta, When a body flows, my brain stroms the weatha, Hail clouds snow, colder then decemba, Hit em up a lil mo', so they always rememba, that i am a Giant that never Surrendas i'm higher then liars yeah sick of pretendas, hell is my element well their dwellin', i'm yellin' nuts in their melons, its a felony to spit my melody, i was sent to be sentilmentally friendly but now i'm meant to be mentally fit, when it comes to time to spit, you can't put me out once i'm lit, i'm making nothing but gold platnium and diamond hits, look at my shinning glits, i'm rhyme equipped time to get the lion pist, i'm striking with iron fist, shittin' on everyone when i sit on the throne, when i hit the flush on the turn man everybodys gone,

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Carlos "House" Gerardo

virtual vendetta
words coming only from greed
from a boy who does not know
my own personal creed

u were right about one thing
that you could do better
because with rhymes like urs
i'll destroy u with every letter

hail storms and snow
weather is controlled by me
if u make it cold in december
then call me global warming

as i melt the snow
that u've brought to the ground
i words heat up the air
booms created by the sound

u call urself a giant
but all i see is a small boy
with words not worthy of memory
surrendering before he's destroyed

no way u'll last through this battle
you yourself are just a pretender
as melodies fall to pieces
before the chill of september

mentally fit, ha ha
your words make me laugh
because mentally ur retarded
spitting words out ur ass

so prepare for darkness
as i blow your candle out
ur at the end of ur wick
at just the start of this bout

u may strike with iron fist
but i cut with diamond blade
ur jsut the runt of the litter
i am the precious jade

ur crown has been taken
as i sit down on ur throne
securing my place as king
as a chill runs through ur bones

so if ur going to be king
u must reach a bit farther
and if ur going to beat me
well, u just gotta try harder

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Edwin

You reak like a rotten peach, that somone threw in manure, from the sewer i threw up eggs onions and garlic, so yes i guess you stink worse then garbage, i'm sorry for taking easy and teasing your home witch is the sewer, yeah my words are sweet, they will rott out your teeth, if you put em in your mouth, you can't fight crime, cause it'll take you out no doubt, I'm seventeen Years young what are you a houndred and fourty, your a pewii girls said your dicks a shorty, you claim to the king when you don't know a single thing, your a real funny guy just as you appear, i don't gotta tell jokes, cause your the biggest one here, you wouldn't make a buck, drizzling raindeer, i know you getting chills when this creeps in yo ear, you want to judge, well try a little more, cause your that shot that should of been on the floor,

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Carlos "House" Gerardo

you say that i'm a joke
yet your biggest line's i stink
what are we still in kindergarden
i hope that's not what u think

i asked for a challenge
yet all i received was humor
although u did not mean it
it was u who spat manure

i find it funny though
how your words came around
to bite u right in the ass
just another irony i found

you apologized for taking it easy
but then u just made it worse
it's like ur words are enchanted
and on u they place a curse

it isn't a tease
if all you spit is crap
you say i smell like a sewer
well that's just ur mom's trap

i'd say that i'm sorry
but she's the one who pays me
but let's get back to this battle
let me show u why i'm king

i don't look to fight crime
only idiots who spit total shit
because when i brag
i back up that i am mentally fit

i claim to be king
because i spit like royalty
and every rhyme of urs shot down
is seen as diplomacy

another problem of urs
is ur immature mind
your words in the gutter
this battle a waste of time

u're way to attached
to words like shorty and dick
when what u should be focused on
is the use of rhetoric

it's funny how u attack
yet use not a single defense
a king must first be a fighter
and must oppose getting tense

although u were right
i must admit to that
my ears are cramping up
as a matter of fact

it is due to ur words
but not because they're good
it's because they are just terrible
not worth a rat from the hood

when u shoot back at me
don't just give me random crap
after seventeen years of life
i expected more from ur trap

but apparently expectations were high
i should have set the standard low
but then again i had no idea
i would kill u with so little flow

so i will be the judge
jury and execution as well
because ur right where i want u
in dante's circles of hell

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Edwin

You must be the most gulible, person i've encountered You think you that lovable, i'm not a kiss up i'm a kick down, you'll be scrapping your pride off the floor as i begin to spit rounds, you really thought you won, ha ha damn thats dumb, your fucking with the smartest in the world the only one, let me tell you how, from the day i got your reguest, i knew that you'd bug and you'd be a pest, i planned to make you feel good, make you feel like the best, just to prove that your nothing, Just as the rest, i said your the shit. what did you think, thats not a compliment i said it cause you stink, i only made it to grade nine, what did you make it to? you can't figure out my mind, See rapping is not about battles, its all about the struggle, and as your reading, your brain is in real trouble, cause i bet you never thought this, better yet i know, I'm the greatest challenge in life and In this show, yes I'm in dante's circles of hell, but i'm the fucking devil, it ain't hard to fucking tell, PEACE!!!!

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Caarlos "House" Gerardo

i'm not nearly gullible

i've seen to many accept defeat

trust me there were many before u

who came crawling at my feet

and ur the smartest person?

wow this world's gone to hell

if ur's is the I.Q. to aim for

we'll just call life a fail

if we can do not better than u

then i see no point in going on

that means no chance for success

and all hope would be gone

u have improved a bit

and i give credit where it is due

but u are far from victory

if that's an option for u

but let's speak of stupidity

the subject brought up by u

the boy who chooses to go on

with no reason to continue

ur loss cannot be stopped

not with me in control

as u continue spitting weakness

and letting arrogance take hold

u say u'll prove that i'm good

just to shoot me down

wow what a contradiction

ur logic so unsound

but that may be because

u only made it to grade nine

my mistake for thinking u're educated

i assumed wrong this time

trust me i can figure u out

the human mind is not that complex

at least not when it comes to logic

emotions far from perfect

but manipulation

is another story on itself

so i'll save it for later

for now it rests on my shelf

now as we get back

once again u are right

rapping is not about battles

but now this is a fight

so u can call it a struggle

or whatever u will

but at the end of the battle

we will have the same bill

on u the charges will pile

as i continue on pockets full

but ur ok with that right?

ur pockets filled with bull

because if my brain is in trouble

then i must truly be retarded

because for u to undermine me

all logic must go unregarded

as far as the challenge goes

trust me i've seen much more ample

from guys twice as talented

to them ur just a free sample

so if ur lucifer

then i guess u can call me god

i'll cast u down once again

because my rule is the law

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and that is where the battle ended

Winner: Carlos "House" Gerardo

Reason: Official Forfeit

BATTLE OF RHYME 11

what's up guys, well for my first battle in nearly two years i go up against a man named justin, i responded to his post in the rap battle group and the following is what went down

Carlos "House" Gerardo Vs. Justin

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Justin

I appear like a ghost, with coke up my nose. I'm invisible when I take off all my clothes. I disappear into the night, hiding under a street light, I'm the right side of wrong and the wrong side of right. You can feel bass defeat you as the wind blows you back, it happens like that in this kind of habitat. I am where I am, but I search for where it's at.

I intellectually abuse you, rhyme too fast and then lose you, I hold the mic like a Pokie-ball as I yell out, "Pikachu, I choose you!" I act like Scruff Mgruff sniffing out fake MC's, I didn't come to play, I came to act gay just to see what you'd say. Man, stop acting like a hard ass, there's no reason to fight, I just came to rock the room and get laid tonight. I think it's funny your homophobic and I'm not even gay, I just like to see you pissed off so I'm acting that way.

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Carlos "House" Gerardo

now here's the thing
i respect that u rhyme
but the coke up ur nose
brings delusions to mind

at least that's what i see
when i look at ur words
a man who can't be seen
with lyrics that can't be heard

while on the right side of wrong
and on the wrong side of right
you seem just a bit lost
as you stand under the light

defeat isn't felt in the slightest
when it comes to this battle
i stand my ground u shake
and your body is rattled

intellectual abuse
only comes when i rhyme
i am the sickest member
this group has seen in it's time

your biggest problem is
that you think you're superior
when i'm only seventeen
and ripping through your exterior

so draw back the pokie-ball
because i can't be tamed
i am a beast from the wild
in my eyes i see game

when you sniff out fake MC's
does your nose point back to u
because with this game ur playing
well this shit ain't gonna do

because mr. hard ass
you came to rock the room
but all you've truly done
is pave the way to ur doom

so let's see ur comeback
i'll be waiting right here
will u prove urself worthy
or will the battle end here?

BATTLE OF RHYME 10

alright people, once again i got into the game, and this time i'm up against an old foe, his name is Elder AKA jazz



Carlos "House" Gerardo Vs. jazz

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Jazz

ok
well u know that im kool,relaxed, n unthreatful
ur still kallin me jazz now i kno u aint forgetful
but still ur kinda chunky so let me kall u fat
and i kan make ur ass skinny like a acrobat
put u in a freak show..... the worlds largest man
if u think u my homey NOPE u aint ma friend
im playin with u homey u know how i am
ima ride or die homey one deep to tha end

yep ima beast

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Mine

now once again here we are
but it's a whole new game
as i'm raising the bar
and taking pride from ur name

well what do u know
u can only talk about fat
ur still on the same row
but i expected that

if ur guna battle me
u must give me the best of ur game
or i'll let my voice free
and put u to shame

hell "it won't be that hard"
like i should have done in the past
just watch me play the right cards
and you'll be gone like the last

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Jazz

im feelin kinda strange kause im talkin to a faggit
ur a fukkin turtle me? ima rabbit
ur still with the same old ass criticisms
wishin u were fine? homeboy y u wishin
take action homie..... work da fukk out
let me give u sumthing u kan rap about
i fukk hoes every day but i stay protected
u fukk urself everyday so heres da lesson
no questions!.... or fukkin autographs
nevr sold ma body but i sell ma photographs
never seen u as a threat ur like a fat puppy
i didnt say koala so consider urself lukky
me u kan say im da king of da jungle
ima damm leo juz like ma fukkin unkle
i bet ur a virgo kause u havent even lost it
i nut everyday n u know da girls kause it

hahahaha ima mudafukkin beast

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Mine

just look at u
taking up all my time
but judging by ur brew
ur just a dog spitting lines

so many excuses
they no longer makes sense
now i read ur rhymes
and don't even get tense

there are so many flaws
i see in ur rhymes
but to expose them all
would take to much time

don't you think it's funny
how u called urself a beast
but now ur down to a bunny
to other countries a feast

to me that looks like a downgrade
from what little u used to be
as i watch your rhymes fade
the odds grow better for me

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Jazz

the odds dont grow they only fade away
im krakkin up laghing for the da things u say
the reason dere flaws is kause of the beat
i used da one on my profile so take ur defeat
take ur last place trophy n turn oround
ur fat, white, ugly im joung, sexy n brown
now dont get sad turn dat frown upside down
kause im takin da mudafukkin 1st place crown
i didnt wanna hurt but i guess ill do it
i made ur ass fall in 8th grade u knew it
yo moma doesnt love u thas y she ran ur foot over
stop wasting MY time this kompetition is over
ur not worth ma time i got better things to do
like fukkin a hoe, robbing kars is wath i do
smokin a blunt gettin higher than a plane
ur ass is over i made ur ass a shame hahaha

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Mine

let me ask u one thing
why still reflect on the past
avoiding the future that's coming
because u know your reign will not last

more than a year after
you're still speaking of the fall
when i've moved on to greater pastures
defeated opponents, every and all

you think ur so slick
once again u bring up the fat
but ur rhymes make me sick
as i watch u fall flat

if odds do not grow
then u haven't got a shot
because those like me in the know
will only watch your rhymes rot

as i sit here
alone in my seat
i laugh and shed a tear
as i hear u talk about beat

u may have the beat
yet u have none of the lines
all u do is talk about my coming defeat
while u spit worthless rhymes

at least mine can hold their own
hell they may not be the best
but when it comes to the "pwn"
they stand out from the rest

so why don't you take
this one last shot
give up the battle now
and leave with what little u got

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Jazz

na i don think think so, my rhymes are klear
dont akt tough homie i feel ur fear
i know i bring the past quite often i know that
but it was funny watchin u fallin and roll back
out the desk, yes im da best
dont disrespect, or ill break ur neck
ha ur sill with the same old shit
i won this battle homie go on get off ma dick
but to prove a point i guess that ill say it
ima freestyle king bitch dere i said it
ur just a busta trying to get on ma tail
BREAKING NEWS... this fat nigga failed
his name-carlos... fat, white, boy
trying to beat da king is a fukkin myth boy
if i was u i wouldnt waste ma time
u aint nuthin homey, dont even got one rhyme
i got plenty.... i just dont like brag
hold up homey ill put u in a body bag
so lets stop this little worthless kompetition
i won aredy homey.... u failed ur mission

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Mine

very very nice
i will give u that
but my rhymes are precise
causing urs to fall flat

a mission is never failed
unless the other side has won
the darker outcome has prevailed
as one lies, staring into the sun

once again i find the humor
as u say u feel my fear
for i am like a tumor
as i grow, death gets evermore near

that's where your travels will take u
as u try to comeback at my rhymes
making them translucent, see through
as i continue the battle, wasting my shine

u say the battle's over
yet it hasn't even begun
you see i hold the four leaf clover
your chances against me are none

what is it i wonder
that makes u think u can win
could it be ur brains blunder
if so, forever will u lose that grin

i find it hilarious how u say
that i'm wasting ur time
yet by the end of my day
that's all u do with ur rhymes

every day it's the same
a threat, joke, or a spit
all the while destroying ur name
as i jolt back, lightning powered by wit

contradicting ur lines
with power inspired by Greeks
while removing the blinds
and watching my blots peak

now once more i ask
will u finally resign
or will u continue pretending to bask
just wasting more of my time

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and so came the battle's end

Winner: Carlos "House" Gerardo

Reason: Official Forfeit

BATTLE OF RHYME 9

getting back into the buzz of things, i decided it was about time that i got into a battle, and i didn't have to wait long for my next victim, Theodore



Carlos "House" Gerardo Vs. Theodore

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Theodore

im fast on the track nigga get with the program yo moma know i kill what slow jam

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mine

look at you, just one line in, how easy you've made it to destroy your grin, see to me this isn't a game, say the wrong thing an i will put you to shame

all you can do is speak and talk shit, all the while your rhymes are out in the cold, and becoming frostbit

if you're guna go up against me, at least give the best that you've got, otherwise, you're not even worthy of the time in my slot

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Winner: Carlos "House" Gerardo

Reason: Theodore Backed Down

BATTLE OF RHYME 8

well something came up and the battle with merce didn't exactly continue, because of that i went ahead and challenged an old friend of mine, jacqie AKA Jacq The Ripper



Carlos "House" Gerardo Vs. Jacq The Ripper

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jacqie

huh? sry i dont speak yr lingo.
my cup of tea is Bingo.
and sorry i cant play yr lil game
cuz ima bad grl who's ben on punishment 4 2wks. how lame
im not suppose 2b here
ugh how queer
but pleaz reply bak
i'l make sure 2 keep in contact! XD

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mine

come on that can't be the best you've got, i know u have talent, but showing it ur not, now i'm not being mean, but that has to be one of the weakest comebacks i have ever seen

when challenged to a battle of rhyme, it has to have actual might, otherwise, there's not even a point to putting up a fight

now i thought i had challenged somebody who could represent their name, but apparently i was wrong, ur just another chick who can't step up to the game

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well people three weeks had passed and i has gotten no responce from jackie, but today i received a message and the battle continues

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jacqie

lol im sry 2 delay ^^
i didnt kno id be away
iv ben stayn w/ my mom
at her place of my own free will
its ben quite a bomb
iv ben enjoyin da quiet simple life
da quiet moments dat make life itself seem stil

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mine

u had two weeks to reply to that rhyme, still yet, ur just wasting my time

come on, stop telling me about ur personal life and put up a fight, put some light into this and make it shine bright

now there's a reason i chose to challenge u instead of the rest, that because when it comes to a battle, u can put up the best

now give me something that will put my talent to the test, either do that, or give up the quest

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Winner: Carlos "House" Gerardo

Reason: Jacqie backed down

BATTLE OF RHYME 7

what's up people, yes the time has come and my fiercest competitor has returned for yet another battle, merce is ready and the show begins tonight



Carlos "House" Gerardo Vs. Merce (round three)

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merce

Well this is merce but he calls me giz
Maybe its cuz he knows im a wiz
At exactly what, well by now u should be able to tell
I use my words to cast my spell.
So carlos do you think you could win
Or maybe u know im about to destroy that grin
Always so smug and ready to dish out trash
But all that pride of yours will be gone in a flash
Because merce’s ready to defeat your arrogant hide
Get ready because it will be one hell of a ride

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mine

now it’s our third time at the battle of rhyme, you accepted the challenge, but u should have declined, because for u, this is the end of the line

you see, I’ve written to u, and you’ve written back, but still, it is a winner we lack, so I think it’s about time I picked up the slack

see, I do expect to win, but that horrible start has only widened my grin, although that rhyme was oh so slick, still the weakness of it is enough to make anyone sick

just remember, I hold nothing back, weather it be present or past, that’s why by the end of tonight, your reign will be over at last

u don’t deserve the title of wiz if ur coming up with something that bad, seriously, that was just sad, I just want to know what happened to the talent u had

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Terminated, No Winner

BATTLE OF RHYME 6

what's up people, this is a rap battle against a guy named kevin, check it out



Carlos "House" Gerardo Vs. Kevin

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mine

i'm looking for a battle of rhyme, but the question is, will u accept, or am i just wasting my time

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kevin

I'll take that challenge,
but lets raise the stakes.
That way when i win
you will know you made a mistake.

Don't worry ill only take what i can give.
How about 10 dollars,
I do not fib.

Because when we are done,
I will win
And it will be me
taking your ten!

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mine

Let me ask, how does one win with a comment that weak, come on man, your rhymes are nothing unique

I’ve seen it all before, a person who thinks he’s a player, but ends up on the floor, when I’m done with u, you won’t be able to take anymore

You see you’re going up against the jackass today, but what u don’t realize, is that I do not play, I rhyme for a living, and blow the competition away

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kevin

Oh yea thats what you think,
I'll be done with you n just one blink.
When it comes to rhyming i cannot lose,
And I make sure i leave my opponent with the bruise.

Your nothing against me,
it may take a while but you will see.
You picked the wrong person to get your fun.
You'll be limping when I'm done.

Yea you heard me i did not stutter.
I'm pulling quick ones that will make you shudder

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mine

Well it’s about time, man I’ve been waiting 20 minutes for u to comeback at my rhyme

Now HA u expect to be done with me in just one blink, but I’ve gone up against better, and the battle lasted a week

You say I’m guan get beat, but confidence is what leads to defeat, cuse when ur up against me, that only turns up the heat

And don’t tell me I’m not even a challenge to u, because by the end of the night, I won’t be the one to lose

I did not pick the wrong person to get my fun, in fact, you’re the perfect one, remember, the battle has only just begun

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kevin

Defeat comes without warning and detection.
Everything i say is sprayed with perfection.

Nothing can stop me from defeating
this battle is nothing,
everything is just repeating.

Try to think of something i haven't heard before.
When you do, don't knock at my door or ill knock you to the floor.

A black eye, broken arm, twisted leg, and you in a hospital bed.
Nothing else is to be said,
or would you rather be dead.

violence in nothing compared to words, words are nothing in the face of me.
Are your ears hurting from the pain of words.
Maybe we should stop a minute before you bleed.

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mine

Well finally u picked up the pace, but to win, u must do more than wave your fist in my face

See, you say your words are sprayed with perfection, your defeat coming without detection, yet I’ve found so many flaws in your game, and for that, perfection, is not to blame

You say this battle is nothing to u, but I know that’s not very true, because already you’ve threatened me like we were in a fight, and to be honest, only cowards turn to that form of might

You’re asking me if I would rather be dead, HA look who’s talking, the boy who has poetic depression written inside of his head (referring to his poetry)

And don’t think I’m scared of what u said before, I fear not of knocking on your door, but I warn, if u even come close to mine, it’ll mean war

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kevin

wow dude that couldn't have been said better,
but if I wasn't in such a state of confusion I might have something to reply to this letter.

Besides whats are you going to do about it. I write about what I feel, im poetically correct and when it comes down to depression or death, its no sweat.
I will win this bet over the net.

I dont need my might to win this fight.
My words are stronger than my arms,
so don't say I'm weak or you will be in harm!

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mine

I never thought I would say it, but u went from bad to worse, do u actually expect to win, with something as bad as that verse, come on man, stop going in reverse

and Don’t tell me to not call u weak, at least not while ur rhymes are so bleak, see, might is exactly what it will take to win this contest, you say your words are stronger than your arms, but that is something I have to protest

ur a good poet, but at the moment, ur coming up with nothing but shit, ur rhymes are out in the cold, and becoming frostbit,

Now here’s your last change to get back in the game, give me a stronger comeback, or just bask in ur shame

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Winner: Carlos "House" Gerardo

Reason: Kevin Backed Down