BATTLE OF RHYME 8

well something came up and the battle with merce didn't exactly continue, because of that i went ahead and challenged an old friend of mine, jacqie AKA Jacq The Ripper



Carlos "House" Gerardo Vs. Jacq The Ripper

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jacqie

huh? sry i dont speak yr lingo.
my cup of tea is Bingo.
and sorry i cant play yr lil game
cuz ima bad grl who's ben on punishment 4 2wks. how lame
im not suppose 2b here
ugh how queer
but pleaz reply bak
i'l make sure 2 keep in contact! XD

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mine

come on that can't be the best you've got, i know u have talent, but showing it ur not, now i'm not being mean, but that has to be one of the weakest comebacks i have ever seen

when challenged to a battle of rhyme, it has to have actual might, otherwise, there's not even a point to putting up a fight

now i thought i had challenged somebody who could represent their name, but apparently i was wrong, ur just another chick who can't step up to the game

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well people three weeks had passed and i has gotten no responce from jackie, but today i received a message and the battle continues

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jacqie

lol im sry 2 delay ^^
i didnt kno id be away
iv ben stayn w/ my mom
at her place of my own free will
its ben quite a bomb
iv ben enjoyin da quiet simple life
da quiet moments dat make life itself seem stil

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mine

u had two weeks to reply to that rhyme, still yet, ur just wasting my time

come on, stop telling me about ur personal life and put up a fight, put some light into this and make it shine bright

now there's a reason i chose to challenge u instead of the rest, that because when it comes to a battle, u can put up the best

now give me something that will put my talent to the test, either do that, or give up the quest

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Winner: Carlos "House" Gerardo

Reason: Jacqie backed down

BATTLE OF RHYME 7

what's up people, yes the time has come and my fiercest competitor has returned for yet another battle, merce is ready and the show begins tonight



Carlos "House" Gerardo Vs. Merce (round three)

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merce

Well this is merce but he calls me giz
Maybe its cuz he knows im a wiz
At exactly what, well by now u should be able to tell
I use my words to cast my spell.
So carlos do you think you could win
Or maybe u know im about to destroy that grin
Always so smug and ready to dish out trash
But all that pride of yours will be gone in a flash
Because merce’s ready to defeat your arrogant hide
Get ready because it will be one hell of a ride

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mine

now it’s our third time at the battle of rhyme, you accepted the challenge, but u should have declined, because for u, this is the end of the line

you see, I’ve written to u, and you’ve written back, but still, it is a winner we lack, so I think it’s about time I picked up the slack

see, I do expect to win, but that horrible start has only widened my grin, although that rhyme was oh so slick, still the weakness of it is enough to make anyone sick

just remember, I hold nothing back, weather it be present or past, that’s why by the end of tonight, your reign will be over at last

u don’t deserve the title of wiz if ur coming up with something that bad, seriously, that was just sad, I just want to know what happened to the talent u had

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Terminated, No Winner

BATTLE OF RHYME 6

what's up people, this is a rap battle against a guy named kevin, check it out



Carlos "House" Gerardo Vs. Kevin

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mine

i'm looking for a battle of rhyme, but the question is, will u accept, or am i just wasting my time

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kevin

I'll take that challenge,
but lets raise the stakes.
That way when i win
you will know you made a mistake.

Don't worry ill only take what i can give.
How about 10 dollars,
I do not fib.

Because when we are done,
I will win
And it will be me
taking your ten!

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mine

Let me ask, how does one win with a comment that weak, come on man, your rhymes are nothing unique

I’ve seen it all before, a person who thinks he’s a player, but ends up on the floor, when I’m done with u, you won’t be able to take anymore

You see you’re going up against the jackass today, but what u don’t realize, is that I do not play, I rhyme for a living, and blow the competition away

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kevin

Oh yea thats what you think,
I'll be done with you n just one blink.
When it comes to rhyming i cannot lose,
And I make sure i leave my opponent with the bruise.

Your nothing against me,
it may take a while but you will see.
You picked the wrong person to get your fun.
You'll be limping when I'm done.

Yea you heard me i did not stutter.
I'm pulling quick ones that will make you shudder

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mine

Well it’s about time, man I’ve been waiting 20 minutes for u to comeback at my rhyme

Now HA u expect to be done with me in just one blink, but I’ve gone up against better, and the battle lasted a week

You say I’m guan get beat, but confidence is what leads to defeat, cuse when ur up against me, that only turns up the heat

And don’t tell me I’m not even a challenge to u, because by the end of the night, I won’t be the one to lose

I did not pick the wrong person to get my fun, in fact, you’re the perfect one, remember, the battle has only just begun

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kevin

Defeat comes without warning and detection.
Everything i say is sprayed with perfection.

Nothing can stop me from defeating
this battle is nothing,
everything is just repeating.

Try to think of something i haven't heard before.
When you do, don't knock at my door or ill knock you to the floor.

A black eye, broken arm, twisted leg, and you in a hospital bed.
Nothing else is to be said,
or would you rather be dead.

violence in nothing compared to words, words are nothing in the face of me.
Are your ears hurting from the pain of words.
Maybe we should stop a minute before you bleed.

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mine

Well finally u picked up the pace, but to win, u must do more than wave your fist in my face

See, you say your words are sprayed with perfection, your defeat coming without detection, yet I’ve found so many flaws in your game, and for that, perfection, is not to blame

You say this battle is nothing to u, but I know that’s not very true, because already you’ve threatened me like we were in a fight, and to be honest, only cowards turn to that form of might

You’re asking me if I would rather be dead, HA look who’s talking, the boy who has poetic depression written inside of his head (referring to his poetry)

And don’t think I’m scared of what u said before, I fear not of knocking on your door, but I warn, if u even come close to mine, it’ll mean war

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kevin

wow dude that couldn't have been said better,
but if I wasn't in such a state of confusion I might have something to reply to this letter.

Besides whats are you going to do about it. I write about what I feel, im poetically correct and when it comes down to depression or death, its no sweat.
I will win this bet over the net.

I dont need my might to win this fight.
My words are stronger than my arms,
so don't say I'm weak or you will be in harm!

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mine

I never thought I would say it, but u went from bad to worse, do u actually expect to win, with something as bad as that verse, come on man, stop going in reverse

and Don’t tell me to not call u weak, at least not while ur rhymes are so bleak, see, might is exactly what it will take to win this contest, you say your words are stronger than your arms, but that is something I have to protest

ur a good poet, but at the moment, ur coming up with nothing but shit, ur rhymes are out in the cold, and becoming frostbit,

Now here’s your last change to get back in the game, give me a stronger comeback, or just bask in ur shame

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Winner: Carlos "House" Gerardo

Reason: Kevin Backed Down

BATTLE OF RHYME 5

this is a rather small battle which only lasted two stanzas, but i decided to post it anyway, it's against this guy george, and just because you need to know for one of the lines, his screen name is saggy balls

Carlos "House" Gerardo Vs. George Ortiz

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george

You're an ugly man you're as dumb as sand your mom's fucking fat your mom blew a rat you are a mistake you have sex with cake you think you're so tuff you're a living bluff i will put you down i will make you frown i will make you bleed i am filled with speed i cannot feel pain i might be insane i am victory i write history feel my fist on your face you hate this i feel great!

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mine

wow u learned how to rhyme, but don't try to put your skills up against mine, because you'd just be wasting your time

you can't beat me at my own game, at least not with "saggy balls" as your name, that will only lead to your shame

because you're telling me i'm living a bluff, but looks at you, 4 foot 3 and thinking he's tough

now as i said, you may be able to rhyme, but dude, i can't even decipher your lines, because your words are all over the place, now you better move at a more sensible pace

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Winner: Carlos "House" Gerardo

Reason: George Backed Down

BATTLE OF RHYME 4

check this out people, i challenged my cuz merce to a rematch, and she accepted



Carlos "House" Gerardo Vs. Merce (round two)

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merce

so how about a new battle?

sure, ill accept your invitation
yet, what to dish out 1st...
what to bring to the occasion?

should i bag on your age?
surely i am not that bland
should i mock your waist?
eehh, i am not that sad

lets go with something more novel
one u havent heard before
any chump can point at your belly and say "look at the pot hole"
but to you i say once more

cuz hate to tell you
but your personality's wack
so sad, but its true~
sorry dude, but its fact

you think your funny
you think your cool
but reality aint sunny
you...your just a tool.

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mine

U tell me I’m personally wack, but cuz we both know that we are equally matched, and that is the only fact

u say all this is sad but true, but this is where I turn ur words against u,

Because you’ve given me props, so now why r u giving me drops, changing your mind, Merce, have u lost your shine

I certainly hope not, cuse I sure as hell don’t want to see ur rhymes start to rot

u tell me I’m not funny, but still I make the crowed cheer, unlike you who sounds like you’ve had one to many beers, remember this is the jackasses year

Now what can I say for last, something to cast u into my past, except for the fact that you called me a tool, yet today, look at who’s being made out to be the fool

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merce
Sorry cuz but I don’t drink
Which means your rhymes really are starting to stink.
While I have commended your talent in the past
Sadly that’s not the only part of you that’s going fast
You keep talking, spoutin out words
Yet haven’t your realized…that shit’s for the birds

Might I be the fool?
Then you are just the joke
Just a sad little mule
Who sooner or later is gunna croak

Your bashing aint whitty
Its just plain sad
It s such a pitty
Because because those rhymes are bad~

Your not even thinking of new things to say
Sorry hun, but this just isn’t your day

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mine

u say my talent is going fast, yet, I know that’s the part of me that will forevermore last

u call me a sad little muel, but we all know u get that the jackasses meaning is duel

ur telling me that my rhymes were bad, but verg, ur comeback today was nothing more than sad

we are both a master of the game, only having these battles to see who is better at rising to fame and representing their name

this honor will always be given to me, shooting your every rhyme down with a feeling of glee, until the day I throw u into the abyss, and u can come up with nothing more than a miss

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merce

My comeback was sad?
Awww…maybe you are just mad
The king is being beat
At his own game too…oh how sweet
I shall continue to match each line
I shall prove to you soon, how this battle is mine
Sorry, but the honor is with me
For you will soon see
That merce’s the new master
And you had better think faster
For you are being pushed to your end
Because my skill will transcend
Any half-assed dribbled you could come up with
Sorry but no matter how you writhe
I will not stop
Not until the jackass’s ego goes …pop ^-^

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mine

No u see I’m never mad, only glad, finally someone who has a chance of beating me bad

But the king will never taste defeat, because he moves to his own beat, making his words all the more sweet

I never doubt that my opponent will match every line, that’s why I take so much time to make my words shine

Now merce u say that ur the new master and that I better think faster, but I move at my own pace, making it so much easier to throw ur words back in your face

I’m nowhere near the end, in fact my most powerful rhymes have yet to descend

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merce (final)

So you dare to keep going?
Or is it merely your ignorance showing?
I do admire your valor
But for you, thinks are about to go sour
I don’t doubt that we are evenly matched
But your role is about to get scratched

We both can rhyme
We both have skill
But its about time
I deliver the kill

You claim to be a king
At turning people’s words against them
Yet there is no such thing
Your not even as good as Eminem

A sad rapper
Nothing but words and no meaning
Just throw it in the crapper
But then again you’re still just weaning

Perhaps one day youll learn to deliver rhymes with actual power
Until then cuz, your still not yet to flower
Blame it on youth, blame it on time
But again I say, this time victory’s mine.

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mine

damn right i dare to keep going, except for the fact that it's not ignorance, but determination showing

i find it funny, u called me the king which would fall, but how would u know, because the shit has just begun to hit the wall


u can't beat me at my own game, because i am the beast who has yet to be tamed, go up against me and i will put u to shame

u and i are a master of the art, but still out of u, i hear nothing but barks

u said "victory is mine" like u actually won, when in reality, ur time is over and done, leaving me still standing as number one

now why don't u just scamper away before this jackass leaves u with nothing to say, not much more than the predators prey, because that is the price u have to pay when u go up against the J

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Winner: Draw

BATTLE OF RHYME 3

this is a rap battle going on as i type, it is against my friend louis, let's just see how it comes out



Carlos "House" Gerardo Vs. Louis

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louis

F**k you right all right
Going at your neck like a f**kin dog bites
I woke up this morning eyes half closed
Looked into the mirror and said damn im cold
Damn im cold and my hoe
Pimp shit nigga keep paying my hoe
Damn Im cold man im throwed
I said damn im cold, hot damn im cold Is it the ice in the piece or the ice in the chains?
Is it the ice in the watch or the ice in the rims?
Or the bracelet, face you feel the chill in yo vains or could it be the two-seater on them thangs
got on a couple gold chains so dang it dang
I swang a thang, from lane to lane
Yeah, its getting hot and you starting to feel the flame

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mine

You think you’re so cold, but if u r, ur still not winning the gold, why, because u don’t even know what u have just told

If ur guna try and take me out, don’t just bitch and pout, because at the moment, that’s what I think ur all about

Man I thought u were better than this, but all u can do is talk some shit, it takes time to come up with a good rhyme, but ur so bad, you should just give it up, resign

And I sure as hell don’t sense any heat in the air, so my question is, how can I feel a flame that was never there

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louis

Y'all know who I is
Louis coming thru in the bubble eye Benz
See me front in back with the wood all around
Plus I got that *boom boom* surround sound
Don't hate on me boy if you do *pow* get down
Come from under my shirt try to lift you off the ground
But on the other hand, I'ma keep running man
I got about a hundred coming up with three Hummers man
We stuntas man
I might stumble across a grand and give it to you wifey
And watch how she *slurp* on my pipey like a Icee
I might be in a Range that night
I might be in a Lex watching the game tonight
I got a hundred on Kobe, hope he playing it right
But if I lose, its cool, that's some change lil shite
That ain't nothing
I ain't doing nothing if I, I ain't stunting
Hold up, boy be quiet, Louis is coming

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mine

Nice, finally I get a little hype, but the thing is, ur still talking like ur on the pipe

U expect me not to hate on u, but like it or not, I hate on everyone dude,

“what do u think it is that keeps me on the ground, I’ll tell u, it’s the big J, revolving around, so watch out, because I am about to steal ur crown

U can keep running all u like, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop putting up a fight, that will only happen after I have entered the light

Now I will be honest, ur doing good in this game, but I have to say I am far from being put to shame, so in the battle I will remain, because u have a problem from which u can’t restrain

U put any thing that comes to ur mind, not even taking the time to decipher the rhyme, man at least people can understand what I write

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louis

You might catch me with bandanas and strapped T
On the back street of your block in the back seat
I'ma cap three at the first coward I up and see
I'ma bust the piece and knock his body a couple of feet
When I rush your front door, you get a few to your stomach
Hope they dress you up nice because your funeral Sunday
Nigga shouldn't've played tough - wouldn't've got his head bust
Now your whole livin' room is full of pink and red stuff
Now you're gatted up, full of that vodka and weed added up
Fresh platted up, your T-shirt all tatted up
Crack in the tongue of my kicks
Plus I got a gun on my hip, and I'm runnin' the strip
I know you see me:
A hundred rounds from the chopper leave 'em real sleepy
You know how we be smellin' weedy up in our clothes
Cutthroatin', connivin' killers, but that's all I know

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Winner: None

BATTLE OF RHYME 2

ok people this is a rap battle i got into with my cousin merce about a month or two ago, it started as an argument then turned into a battle, check it out



Carlos "House" Gerardo Vs. Merce

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mine

well well well merce, how about round two, unless ur to much of a coward to argue, which knowing u, i don’t think that u r

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merce

i am not a coward
i accept your challenge
lets see where this goes cuz
im.ready.for.the battle.^_^

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mine

u may not be a coward, but u may be a bit stupid, judging by the fact that i never called u a coward, i said and i quote

"well well well merce, how about round two, unless ur to much of a coward to argue, which knowing u, i don’t think that u r"

i never called u a coward, in a way "asked" if u were a coward, u know i find it pretty sad that a senior in high school couldn’t catch that, especially as dumb.....i mean smart as u r

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merce

i wasnt saying u called me a coward
i was merely stating for the record that i am not
not lets quit the debate of the diction
and get to the real task

oh, foly, my cuzin carlos, darling
i may be a senior,
but pray it is still in my demeanor,
to let all you youngesters know,
why the upper classmen run the show.
older yes, wiser, only a few
but u should know, that i.can. take you.
in a battle of words, in a race of whit
just know, since its started..
your going to get whipped.

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mine

lol it will be a cold day in hell when the upperclassmen run the show, this is my group, and in here, it’s not the older, but the wiser who win these battles, and like u said

"older yes, wiser, only a few"

the question is r u one of the few, obviously not judging that i’ve basically found and shot down every flaw and ur argument, now yes this is a battle of whit, but i am not the one who will get wipped, that roll goes to the crazy goth chick XD

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merce

by.upperclassmen.you.did.not.catch.my.meaning.
i.meant.not.grade.but.level..and.CLASS
surely, this.dual.meaning.
did.not.get.past.the.legendary.jackass
i.might.be.gothic.
but.i.do.have.a.mind
my.words.are.quite.toxic
as.you.will.soon.find
i.can.rhyme.too
i.thought.this.was.your.thing
so.sorry.to.tell.you
the.game.has.now.changed.
my.style.my.speech.
they.will.cut.you.down
as.i.have.made.you.the.clown.

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mine

u replied with a rhyme, so i’ll do the same, but remember u will be put to shame, what can i say, you’ve entered my game

don’t try to beat me at this, remember, compared to me, u can’t even talk shit, and in your own twisted words, this is where u get whipped

now u do have a mind, but while trying to write your crappy rhyme, u waste to much time, to much of yours and to much of mine (lol)

the game has not changed, as u will soon find out i will easily put u to shame, because our styles of speech are very much the same

now u can call me a clown all you like, but that doesn’t make u right, remember i am a jackass, and i always put up a good fight, because that’s who i am, now i say good night, because to me, the end is clearly in sight

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merce

say goodnight to whom?
i am an insomniac remember?
i do not dare say i shall soon,
be put down, i am still a contender.
i will not lose to you in a battle of rhyme,
i can compete with the very best,
i do think you will soon find...
i can put u to the test.
throw out insult and jar,
it matters not, fire away.
i shall not be marred,
i will i will in fact stay.
because i will rise to the session
and i will make u take your words back,
because words games are my obsession,
and you will soon will find u lack...
whut it takes to win a game
when merce is at bat.

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mine

say goodnight to whom, the answer to that was supposed to be you, because i am an insomniac to

you say u will not lose in a battle of rhyme, but i think it’s only a matter of time until this battle is mine, just know, u will never make ma take my words back, because i am the jackass

word games are something i have , mastered as well, so much so, i will send you to hell, because this is my game, to beat me u must rise to my fame, anything less, and u will be put to shame

now merce, you may be at bat, but your words are nothing but crap, u miss the ball, not even getting a wack

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Winner: Merce

BATTLE OF RHYME

fellow jokers and jackasses, check this out, it is a rap battle i got into over myspace with my friend michelle's cousin, adam, he started talking shit about how he could beat me in an argument and it escalated from there, and i soooooo proved him wrong, well here it is, enjoy



Carlos "House" Gerardo Vs. Adam

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adam/michelle

soooo...wat do you want to debate about?-adam

i keep trying to tell him he won't win i told him about that time you won the argument with mr.martin and he said he was just as bis a smartalic as you were and that it was time you got a taste of your own medicine

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mine

a taste of my own medicine, HA, dude don't play a game that u can't win, let's put it in the form of a rhyme, simply put

don't mess with this jackass, because my words are my matches, and i will burn you to ashes

listen to rocky's (michelle's) advise

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adam/michelle

uh oh this can't be good X0 (eyes closed) p.s. stop calling me rocky-michelle

well i'll douse your flame, because life is MY game, and i'll put your spark out, cuz thats what im about

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mine

u replied with a rhyme, but what u don't know is that that is where i shine, because i write them all the time

u can try to douse my flame, but in the end, this is my game, and others are all the same, with me putting them to shame

u can't win u never will

because the J is for the jackass that will burn u to ash, u go up against me and u won't even last, now i say one thing, beat that

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adam/michelle


lmao-michelle

i'll give u props 4 ur rhyme, but this is my time, you can spit words my way but they will crumble under my shine

i roll wit the best, screw the rest, try to put me to shame, but i'll rise to your fame

im the underdog of this game,i will outshine your fame, words spoken or written to me will only fuel my game

my goal is 2 be the best,4get the rest, show me your best, be my guest

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mine

i have to admit, that was nice, but u ain't winning the prize, it took u 20 minutes to make up that rhyme, u talking about time, but u took up to much of mine, the one i wrote only took five

my words are dissing u bad, ur was nothing but crap compared to this rap, urs was better for wiping my ass

be my guest, HA, u ain't nowhere near the best, unlike me, always wearing the J, above my heart and under my chest

to beat me, u must do better than that, this time don't send me no crap

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that was the end of the battle, i won, because after that, he went to sleep, but come on people i'm not dissing the guy on here, because like it or not, he did pretty good

Winner: Carlos "House" Gerardo

Reason: Adam Backed Down