BATTLE OF RHYME 12

so this time i go up against Elias Ewenin, check it out

Carlos "House" Gerardo Vs. Elias Ewenin

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Edwin

Okay here we go, with a vertual vendetta, everybody knows, little homie could do betta, When a body flows, my brain stroms the weatha, Hail clouds snow, colder then decemba, Hit em up a lil mo', so they always rememba, that i am a Giant that never Surrendas i'm higher then liars yeah sick of pretendas, hell is my element well their dwellin', i'm yellin' nuts in their melons, its a felony to spit my melody, i was sent to be sentilmentally friendly but now i'm meant to be mentally fit, when it comes to time to spit, you can't put me out once i'm lit, i'm making nothing but gold platnium and diamond hits, look at my shinning glits, i'm rhyme equipped time to get the lion pist, i'm striking with iron fist, shittin' on everyone when i sit on the throne, when i hit the flush on the turn man everybodys gone,

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Carlos "House" Gerardo

virtual vendetta
words coming only from greed
from a boy who does not know
my own personal creed

u were right about one thing
that you could do better
because with rhymes like urs
i'll destroy u with every letter

hail storms and snow
weather is controlled by me
if u make it cold in december
then call me global warming

as i melt the snow
that u've brought to the ground
i words heat up the air
booms created by the sound

u call urself a giant
but all i see is a small boy
with words not worthy of memory
surrendering before he's destroyed

no way u'll last through this battle
you yourself are just a pretender
as melodies fall to pieces
before the chill of september

mentally fit, ha ha
your words make me laugh
because mentally ur retarded
spitting words out ur ass

so prepare for darkness
as i blow your candle out
ur at the end of ur wick
at just the start of this bout

u may strike with iron fist
but i cut with diamond blade
ur jsut the runt of the litter
i am the precious jade

ur crown has been taken
as i sit down on ur throne
securing my place as king
as a chill runs through ur bones

so if ur going to be king
u must reach a bit farther
and if ur going to beat me
well, u just gotta try harder

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Edwin

You reak like a rotten peach, that somone threw in manure, from the sewer i threw up eggs onions and garlic, so yes i guess you stink worse then garbage, i'm sorry for taking easy and teasing your home witch is the sewer, yeah my words are sweet, they will rott out your teeth, if you put em in your mouth, you can't fight crime, cause it'll take you out no doubt, I'm seventeen Years young what are you a houndred and fourty, your a pewii girls said your dicks a shorty, you claim to the king when you don't know a single thing, your a real funny guy just as you appear, i don't gotta tell jokes, cause your the biggest one here, you wouldn't make a buck, drizzling raindeer, i know you getting chills when this creeps in yo ear, you want to judge, well try a little more, cause your that shot that should of been on the floor,

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Carlos "House" Gerardo

you say that i'm a joke
yet your biggest line's i stink
what are we still in kindergarden
i hope that's not what u think

i asked for a challenge
yet all i received was humor
although u did not mean it
it was u who spat manure

i find it funny though
how your words came around
to bite u right in the ass
just another irony i found

you apologized for taking it easy
but then u just made it worse
it's like ur words are enchanted
and on u they place a curse

it isn't a tease
if all you spit is crap
you say i smell like a sewer
well that's just ur mom's trap

i'd say that i'm sorry
but she's the one who pays me
but let's get back to this battle
let me show u why i'm king

i don't look to fight crime
only idiots who spit total shit
because when i brag
i back up that i am mentally fit

i claim to be king
because i spit like royalty
and every rhyme of urs shot down
is seen as diplomacy

another problem of urs
is ur immature mind
your words in the gutter
this battle a waste of time

u're way to attached
to words like shorty and dick
when what u should be focused on
is the use of rhetoric

it's funny how u attack
yet use not a single defense
a king must first be a fighter
and must oppose getting tense

although u were right
i must admit to that
my ears are cramping up
as a matter of fact

it is due to ur words
but not because they're good
it's because they are just terrible
not worth a rat from the hood

when u shoot back at me
don't just give me random crap
after seventeen years of life
i expected more from ur trap

but apparently expectations were high
i should have set the standard low
but then again i had no idea
i would kill u with so little flow

so i will be the judge
jury and execution as well
because ur right where i want u
in dante's circles of hell

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Edwin

You must be the most gulible, person i've encountered You think you that lovable, i'm not a kiss up i'm a kick down, you'll be scrapping your pride off the floor as i begin to spit rounds, you really thought you won, ha ha damn thats dumb, your fucking with the smartest in the world the only one, let me tell you how, from the day i got your reguest, i knew that you'd bug and you'd be a pest, i planned to make you feel good, make you feel like the best, just to prove that your nothing, Just as the rest, i said your the shit. what did you think, thats not a compliment i said it cause you stink, i only made it to grade nine, what did you make it to? you can't figure out my mind, See rapping is not about battles, its all about the struggle, and as your reading, your brain is in real trouble, cause i bet you never thought this, better yet i know, I'm the greatest challenge in life and In this show, yes I'm in dante's circles of hell, but i'm the fucking devil, it ain't hard to fucking tell, PEACE!!!!

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Caarlos "House" Gerardo

i'm not nearly gullible

i've seen to many accept defeat

trust me there were many before u

who came crawling at my feet

and ur the smartest person?

wow this world's gone to hell

if ur's is the I.Q. to aim for

we'll just call life a fail

if we can do not better than u

then i see no point in going on

that means no chance for success

and all hope would be gone

u have improved a bit

and i give credit where it is due

but u are far from victory

if that's an option for u

but let's speak of stupidity

the subject brought up by u

the boy who chooses to go on

with no reason to continue

ur loss cannot be stopped

not with me in control

as u continue spitting weakness

and letting arrogance take hold

u say u'll prove that i'm good

just to shoot me down

wow what a contradiction

ur logic so unsound

but that may be because

u only made it to grade nine

my mistake for thinking u're educated

i assumed wrong this time

trust me i can figure u out

the human mind is not that complex

at least not when it comes to logic

emotions far from perfect

but manipulation

is another story on itself

so i'll save it for later

for now it rests on my shelf

now as we get back

once again u are right

rapping is not about battles

but now this is a fight

so u can call it a struggle

or whatever u will

but at the end of the battle

we will have the same bill

on u the charges will pile

as i continue on pockets full

but ur ok with that right?

ur pockets filled with bull

because if my brain is in trouble

then i must truly be retarded

because for u to undermine me

all logic must go unregarded

as far as the challenge goes

trust me i've seen much more ample

from guys twice as talented

to them ur just a free sample

so if ur lucifer

then i guess u can call me god

i'll cast u down once again

because my rule is the law

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and that is where the battle ended

Winner: Carlos "House" Gerardo

Reason: Official Forfeit

BATTLE OF RHYME 11

what's up guys, well for my first battle in nearly two years i go up against a man named justin, i responded to his post in the rap battle group and the following is what went down

Carlos "House" Gerardo Vs. Justin

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Justin

I appear like a ghost, with coke up my nose. I'm invisible when I take off all my clothes. I disappear into the night, hiding under a street light, I'm the right side of wrong and the wrong side of right. You can feel bass defeat you as the wind blows you back, it happens like that in this kind of habitat. I am where I am, but I search for where it's at.

I intellectually abuse you, rhyme too fast and then lose you, I hold the mic like a Pokie-ball as I yell out, "Pikachu, I choose you!" I act like Scruff Mgruff sniffing out fake MC's, I didn't come to play, I came to act gay just to see what you'd say. Man, stop acting like a hard ass, there's no reason to fight, I just came to rock the room and get laid tonight. I think it's funny your homophobic and I'm not even gay, I just like to see you pissed off so I'm acting that way.

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Carlos "House" Gerardo

now here's the thing
i respect that u rhyme
but the coke up ur nose
brings delusions to mind

at least that's what i see
when i look at ur words
a man who can't be seen
with lyrics that can't be heard

while on the right side of wrong
and on the wrong side of right
you seem just a bit lost
as you stand under the light

defeat isn't felt in the slightest
when it comes to this battle
i stand my ground u shake
and your body is rattled

intellectual abuse
only comes when i rhyme
i am the sickest member
this group has seen in it's time

your biggest problem is
that you think you're superior
when i'm only seventeen
and ripping through your exterior

so draw back the pokie-ball
because i can't be tamed
i am a beast from the wild
in my eyes i see game

when you sniff out fake MC's
does your nose point back to u
because with this game ur playing
well this shit ain't gonna do

because mr. hard ass
you came to rock the room
but all you've truly done
is pave the way to ur doom

so let's see ur comeback
i'll be waiting right here
will u prove urself worthy
or will the battle end here?